oh my god, i’m about to stab myself in the neck.
*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*
what’s better than this, guys being dudes
mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep
Me: ok this is going to be a quick shower I have stuff to do
Me: *50 years later*
ok just 1 more minute and I swear I’ll get out